Wednesday, September 21, 2022

DeSantis Establishes Immigration Program for Pets from Puerto Rico Left Homeless by Hurricane Fiona!

 Here is a commercial I would like to see!  Florida Governor DeSantis expanded his"I can't mind my own business" program by fully paying for the costs of transporting pets from Puerto Rico left homeless by Hurrican Fiona.  Despite Florida residents facing a high cost of housing crisis, and getting no relief from Governor DeSantis, funds were somehow located to assist those whom the Governor really cares about!  Pets.  Costs include air transporation, food and housing costs in already overcrowded Florida Animal shelters. As his commercials say, "Thanks Governor DeSantis!

Thursday, September 15, 2022

Ron DeSantis Commercials I want to see Volume 2.

Exterior view of restaurant with "we are hiring signs".  Exterior view of other stores and business with "we are hiring signs".)  

Business Owner:  "Thanks Governor DeSantis for chartering a plane on Florida taxpayer money and sending low skill immigrant workers to Marthas Vineyard in Massachusetts.  Those immigrants could have filled our hard to fill low skill Florida jobs and kept our services going, so we can continue to serve Florida residents.  But instead we will just continue with shorter hours, and long waits for customers to get service.  Next I might just go ahead and file bankruptcy.  Are you going to fly me to Massachusetts too?"

Monday, September 12, 2022

Ron Desantis Commercials I want to see!


(View of white, unsmiling family of four). Thank you, Governor Desantis!  With the rising cost of housing in Florida, me and my family now are living in our car. (View of small SUV filled with clothes and empty food containers)

(Female woman in her 30’s) Thank you Governor Desantis! The restaurant I work for is building me a place to live so I can serve all those who can afford to pay $400,000 plus for a starter home in Florida. My family visits me every Wednesday for family time. (Show a series of shacks, and tiny prefabricated housing units crowded together).

(View of teacher in the classroom).  Thank you, Governor Desantis! Thanks to you, I don’t have to worry about teaching my students to think for themselves.  You’ve told us what we can teach and what we cannot teach.  Now I am teaching kids to be Florida robots!

(View of un smiling citizens in a community) Thank you, Governor Desantis.  You fired the person we elected to serve us.  Thanks for making our vote not mean a thing. 

(Voice over) Governor Ron Desantis.  Is he good for Florida?  Is he good for the country?

Thursday, September 1, 2022

DeSantis Fantasy History Land


Governor Ron DeSantis wants to be a history teacher.  He wants to rewrite history into a fantasy history version that he loves and believes you will love to.  DeSantis thinks the truth is too much for you to handle. Is that viewpoint good for Florida?  And is that viewpoint good for America?  Under DeSantis fantasy history, the Confederate war never happened.  Under DeSantis fantasy history, slavery never happened?  Under DeSantis, you think and do what he says you should do and think.  Because DeSantis does not back down from his truth.  Wasn’t there someone in Germany in the 1930s who also would not back down?  How did that person turn out? In Ron Santis fantasy history land a Minnesota police man tripped on a crack in the sidewalk and landed on the neck of an innocent bystander.  In DeSantis fantasy history, the policeman then caught a cramp in his foot and couldn’t get up for eight minutes. Let’s send DeSantis back to school to become a real history teacher.  Let’s give him time out, for at least 4 years. Until he learns to teach the facts.