The President’s science guy has let us all know. This health crisis is straight out of “The Terminator” movie series. Dr. Faucet, the President’s go to science guy, said the Corona virus told Dr. Faucet, “I’ll be back” in the Fall of this year.
That is a call to action. It’s obvious what we need to do. To stop more illnesses and deaths of innocent people. To defeat Virusnet. We the people of the Resistance need to send somebody back through time to defeat the virus when it first appeared in China. It’s the most sensible solution. Somebody go round up Arnold Schwarzenegger and Linda Hamilton and have them suit up. Send them back to Wu Han province in China prior to January 2020 and have them deal with Virusnet before it launched the Corona virus. If you want to, send President Trump back with them. Let Trump sweet talk Corona with some kind of business deal that will keep Corona away from the United States.
If we don’t send someone back now, you know a new model of Corona will be messing us up in the Fall. Corona will be stronger, faster, ripping masks off our faces. But we know how it will work. Virusnet will keep on sending Coronanators to wipe us out. More advanced, and more deadly. We have to keep sending folks back into time though. If Arnold, Linda and Trump don’t work out, send somebody else. Send “The Rock”, “can you smell the virus the Rock is cooking.” Send Daniel Craig, Mr. James Bond himself. Send the cheating Houston Astros baseball team. If they can’t pull one over the Coronanators, nobody can.
This is it people. The rise of the viruses. Are you ready?