“Hi, I’m Oprah Winfrey and my joy is….. I…love…toast! Toast from a toaster, toast from the oven,
toast from a grill. I just love me some
toast! Lightly browned, medium toasted,
black scraped toast. I love toast. I don’t deny myself. I have toast every day. I especially love the crumbs from the
toast. Little fine particles of bread. I pick up every particle of toast crumbs
from my clothes and eat them. That’s how
much I….love…..toast!
That’s the genius of the program. I’ve lost 20 pounds and I’ve
eaten toast and chased toast crumbs every day.
I just manage it. I think it’s the
energy I spend finding each toast particle on my clothes. The energy I use in finding all the toast
particles in the sheets in my bed. Finding
toast particles in my car seat. The constant energy I expend taking my clothes
to the cleaners every day to get the finger smudges off, from my finding the
toast particles on my clothes. I’m Oprah and I love toast!"
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