FADE to Black Screen and opening theme music to movie “Mr. Brooks”
followed by narrative.
NARRATVE (O.S.)
The hunger has
returned
To Mrs. Clinton’s
brain.
In never really
left.
The desire for
public service.
INT. CAR – NIGHT
Hillary is driving.
Her PERSONAL ASSISTANT sits in the front passenger seat.
HILLARY
(praying)
Oh
God, God grant me the serenity to accept
the things I
cannot change…
In the rear seat appears BILL CLINTON.
BILL
Why do you fight it so hard Hillary?
HILLARY
….the
courage to change the things I can…
BILL
Come on, you’ve been a good girl
for a long time.
You know you want to do this.
HILLARY
…the wisdom to
know the difference.
INT. CAR – NIGHT
BILL
It’s
not like it’s your first race. You
already ran
before. You know how to organize it. Come on.
HILLARY
No.
BILL
You’re the
freakin’ Woman of the Year.
You deserve a
treat!
HILLARY
No Bill. I said no.
BILL
Well I heard you.
But you don’t mean no.
ASSISTANT
What’s wrong?
HILLARY
Uh, Nothing.
ASSISTANT
You’re frowning.
HILLARY
Oh, I was
thinking about 2008. We came
so close.
ASSISTANT
It’s still not
too late to enter the race.
BILL
There having a
caucus tomorrow. There’s no
harm in just
stopping by.
HILLARY
No means no Bill.
BILL
Please, pretty
please. (laughing).
HILLARY
Yeah. I think I might do it.
BILL
(clapping his hands)
SIX MONTHS LATER
INT. CAR - NIGHT
It is a rainy evening.
Hillary Clinton is behind the driver’s seat. Bill sits
next to her in the passenger seat. They are looking across the street. Looking for someone.
BILL
I
don’t see them. Maybe they won’t show
up.
HILLARY
Maybe….wait. There they are.
They gaze at several of the Democratic CANDIDATES running
for President.
HILLARY
They
don’t see us. Maybe I should pull
Over
and pick them up.
BILL
CLINTON
Nah,
just honk. Maybe they’ll step out into
The debate
traffic and knock themselves out.
Save us the mess
of doing it.
HILLARY/BILL
(laughing
simultaneously)
Hillary blows the car horn.
The candidates see her and then step off the curve. We hear a loud screeching sound as a truck
swerves around the candidates.
Hillary and Bill observe.
HILLARY
Wow!
BILL
Almost.
The CANDIDATES trot over to Hillary’s car and cramp
themselves into the rear and front seats.
CANDIDATE
1
It’s
coming down hard.
HILLARY
It
should be sunny tomorrow, at least for me.
CANDIDATE
1
(giving
Hillary an envelope)
My
list of where I want to be an ambassador.
CANDIDATE
2
(giving
Hillary an envelope)
My
cabinet preferences.
CANDIDATE
3
You
know I like the Supreme Court.
CANDIDATE
4
You
know what I want.
HILLARY
Thank
you gentlemen.
CANDIDATE
1
Just
beat that A hole. Destroy him.
HILLARY
Does
it bother you if I destroy him?
CANDIDATE
1
No. An A hole is an A hole.
Hillary and Bill laugh simultaneously.
Mr. Brooks theme music comes back on. A montage of shots shows Hillary attracting
huge crowds and winning the election.
NARRATIVE
The
hunger has been satisfied
At
least for the time being….
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